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| The man I've been dating for the past 3 months (in my deepest, darkest, most vivid fantasy)! LOL! Picture courtesy on bottom left... (basically I swiped this pic while stalking his Twitter page). Lazzzzzzz!!!! Where are you? Save me love! Please! |
This will be sort of like a roll call of men that I've encountered over the past few months while I was on blogging vacation. Some of them I went on a date or two with, some I totally ignored, some are still hanging around by a thread, and some think we dated but failed to run that by me for approval (ummm no, Johnny I'm not in a relationship with you??). With that, let me bring you honeeyz up to speed so you know what I've endured experienced as of late. In the future, I'll try to post regularly what happens in my dating life as it unfolds. But to be truthful, I'm avoiding the whole dating thing like the plague as of lately but trust me, you will not be bored b/c the things I go through and the fools I meet are worthy of a blog on its own. So enjoy... on me!
I've never had any issues getting a decent amount of play (I'm not bragging; I'm just saying). It doesn't matter where I'm at or what I'm looking like (sweaty in the gym with hair tied back; in the grocery store with PJs on; etc), there is always some man or men that have something to say (it's usually something stupid and unworthy but they always got something to say). My kids are witnesses, particularly Princess Cierra, who acts like my personal security when it comes to men...watching and scowling and barking at the men before they get a chance to say much of anything. Anyways, here is a speedy rendition of a few of the "shining stars" in the bunch...(SIGHH):
Bachelor #1: The Little Boys -- I don't know what is going on as of late, but all the little boys want to come out and play?? I will say this here and now, I don't like guys younger than me. I prefer a more seasoned MAN... 35 and up. But bc my BFFs say I'm being too picky and dramatic in my dating life, I try to open my horizons and in came a slew of little kids. There is the 28-year-old pharmacist and the 26-year-old medical student who are in rotation off and on right now. Both are clearly educated and mature, but I swear when they start giggling at their own goofy little jokes it is difficult for me to endure. So at this moment I'm dodging and avoiding both of them b/c I can only take them in small doses... the whole daycare thing is just hard for me!! My son is 15-years-old and I can barely deal with him on a regular basis so well you know.... I'm not saying all younger guys are problematic but you have to be prepared to endure those moments, big or small, when the gigantic child comes out of them. Sometimes its fun b/c with youthfulness comes spontaneity and adventure but at times it can be a bit much. Proceed with caution!!
More bachelor categories after the break......
Bachelor #1: The Little Boys -- I don't know what is going on as of late, but all the little boys want to come out and play?? I will say this here and now, I don't like guys younger than me. I prefer a more seasoned MAN... 35 and up. But bc my BFFs say I'm being too picky and dramatic in my dating life, I try to open my horizons and in came a slew of little kids. There is the 28-year-old pharmacist and the 26-year-old medical student who are in rotation off and on right now. Both are clearly educated and mature, but I swear when they start giggling at their own goofy little jokes it is difficult for me to endure. So at this moment I'm dodging and avoiding both of them b/c I can only take them in small doses... the whole daycare thing is just hard for me!! My son is 15-years-old and I can barely deal with him on a regular basis so well you know.... I'm not saying all younger guys are problematic but you have to be prepared to endure those moments, big or small, when the gigantic child comes out of them. Sometimes its fun b/c with youthfulness comes spontaneity and adventure but at times it can be a bit much. Proceed with caution!!
More bachelor categories after the break......
